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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat, via phobias)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via phobias)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via pizza)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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the-chandelier-swing:

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ernbarassing:

i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies

(Source: ernbarassing, via phobias)

krook:

cornphobia:

krook:

if you don’t want a girl to ride your face then you need to reevaluate your life

If you judge people for what sexual acts they enjoy then you need to reevaluate your life

Please remove the head out of your ass and put it in between a girl’s legs instead life will be much better I promise.

(via chrisbaynesdbt)