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quiff-diving:

h0llo:

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions

(via ballad0fthesalad)

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops, via ballad0fthesalad)

Had a huge breakdown last night and almost had two severe panic attacks :c

Talents:
-Making shitty tree jokes
-Laughing at my own shitty tree jokes

genies:

i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself 

(Source: brokenly, via picturesinfrontofme)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via asvprock)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via lohanthony)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via asvprock)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via asvprock)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via stability)