Instagram Monster Monster

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via asvprock)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via asvprock)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via stability)

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

(via eracxus)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via astound)

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew, via miinza)

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

(via fatherchristmeth)

Life Hack: To find out how someone really feels, get them drunk